Press Release from the Office of President, Turkmenistan.

Glorious 10 year vision of eternal leader today enter new stages.

To connect architectural riches of white marble city to rest of country (where little peoples live), President will build new road.

Road will have 6 lanes. Roses planted down middle. Perfect blacktop. Street lights and all Mod Cons.

In order to keep road perfect. Peoples not allowed to drive on it. Only President and honoured guests.

Simples!